Whaha! it'sa me, de awesome and'a muscular Wario! I'ma here to'a talk about my'a games and I'ma here to answer all of'a your questions, 'cause I'ma dat awesome kind of'a guy.
((blog about Wario and his games, you can ask anything you like, updated whenever possible between stuff I do. NSFW allowed, but to a certain degree. you probably won't be seeing it in my posts)). current M!A: none

vgjunk:

Wario Land II, Game Boy Color.

vgjunk:

Wario Land II, Game Boy Color.

bowonbirdo:

Wario gets his own planet in the best possible ending to the first Wario Land.

"And’a rightfully so!"

bowonbirdo:

Wario gets his own planet in the best possible ending to the first Wario Land.

"And’a rightfully so!"

(Source: manolizer)

hocotate-civ:

"Pecan Sands" from Wario World

thecyberwolf:

All of the treasure
Created by Bubucita

"Syrup!! What did’a you put in’a my coffee!? What’sa happening!?!"

thecyberwolf:

All of the treasure

Created by Bubucita

"Syrup!! What did’a you put in’a my coffee!? What’sa happening!?!"

neversafefromwario:

Has anyone seen my AMAZING 1958 Cadillac Eldorado? IT’S A BETTER THAN YOUR A CAR!

cowardlyhero-luigi:

wariow:

wariow:

wariow:

cowardlyhero-luigi:

wariow:

What’sa dis? Another stoopid dweeb from’a de Ember Eblem has’a been confirmed?! De guy isn’t even reasonably known, what’sa his name? Robin? What a stoopid name, eet’sa a girls name! Where de hell ees’a my confirmation, Sakurai?!

"Whahahahaha, he calls eet de ‘Green Missile’!" Wario laughed as he ignored Luigi’s mocking, "And’a what’sa your upper-smash called again? De Goofy Knockout?!" He continued, and started laughing at Luigi again. "Why don’ta you have any normal names? Like’a my final smash, eet’sa called Wario-Man!"

He looked at Wario with a confused face, “Wario-man that’a sounds great…” He said Ron a sarcastic tone, “You turn into him by eating Garlic…” There was a pause for a few seconds “I’vea got Fire ball that’a don’t bounce.”

"Uh.. Congratulations..?" Wario responded with a questioning face, not really knowing what Luigi’s point was with his fireball sentence. "But uh.. I’ma lookin’ forward to’a smack down de oh so fit trainer, she was’a mockin’ me earlier." He said, and thought about the last time how the trainer let him know that she was around.

"Whahaha, here’a I come, Syrup! Stealin’ my treasoore, thinkin’ you can’a get away with eet! Bring eet on!!"

"Whahaha, here’a I come, Syrup! Stealin’ my treasoore, thinkin’ you can’a get away with eet! Bring eet on!!"

  • Sext: IM'A WARIO! IM'A GONNA WIN!

social-justice-wario:

The only good fandom is the Wario fandom

wariow:

wariow:

cowardlyhero-luigi:

wariow:

What’sa dis? Another stoopid dweeb from’a de Ember Eblem has’a been confirmed?! De guy isn’t even reasonably known, what’sa his name? Robin? What a stoopid name, eet’sa a girls name! Where de hell ees’a my confirmation, Sakurai?!

"Whahahahaha, he calls eet de ‘Green Missile’!" Wario laughed as he ignored Luigi’s mocking, "And’a what’sa your upper-smash called again? De Goofy Knockout?!" He continued, and started laughing at Luigi again. "Why don’ta you have any normal names? Like’a my final smash, eet’sa called Wario-Man!"

wariow:

cowardlyhero-luigi:

wariow:

What’sa dis? Another stoopid dweeb from’a de Ember Eblem has’a been confirmed?! De guy isn’t even reasonably known, what’sa his name? Robin? What a stoopid name, eet’sa a girls name! Where de hell ees’a my confirmation, Sakurai?!

"He’a seems…

"Of’a course I’ll attack by farting, but dat’sa joost on’a de garlic days, 4 times a week! But dat’sa joost my signatoore!" Wario explained with a smile on his face, "And I’ma Wario! I’MA gonna win!!" he continued, and cackled. "What about’a you, huh? You’vea got some ridiculous moves! For’a example, you attack by’a jumpin’ at’a people with’a your head!"

neversafefromwario:

WAH! This was actually a really good a game….for a bad system

neversafefromwario:

WAH! This was actually a really good a game….for a bad system

cowardlyhero-luigi:

wariow:

What’sa dis? Another stoopid dweeb from’a de Ember Eblem has’a been confirmed?! De guy isn’t even reasonably known, what’sa his name? Robin? What a stoopid name, eet’sa a girls name! Where de hell ees’a my confirmation, Sakurai?!

"He’a seems like a great’a fighter, and I a can’ta wait to meet him in a battle.

"What? No! Joost’a look at’a de guy, I’ma pretty sure he doesn’t even know to’a use dat ugly sword!" Wario spat in despise. "Why aren’t you excited to’a fight me again, huh? I’ma not confirmed yet, but I’ma gonna be!"

Wario Hat