Whaha! it'sa me, de awesome and'a muscular Wario! I'ma here to'a talk about my'a games and I'ma here to answer all of'a your questions, 'cause I'ma dat awesome kind of'a guy.
((blog about Wario and his games, you can ask anything you like, updated whenever possible between stuff I do. NSFW allowed, but to a certain degree. you probably won't be seeing it in my posts)). current M!A: none
"Please use this. Everything Wario breathes on smells like garlic."———————————————————————— “So!? Garlic ees’a a great smell, eet smells’a better dan you, you hypocrite! You smell like’a you’vea joost been workin’ out in’a a heap of’a garbage! Wash yourself, after you’vea gone plumbing and’a playin’ tennis! And’a dat smell me dat’sa comin’ from me? Dat’sa de manly smell you’rea smellin’, eet’sa from hard work and’a dedication, ya wuss!”