Whaha! It'sa me, de awesome and'a muscular Wario! I'ma here to'a talk about my'a games and I'ma here to answer all of'a your questions, 'cause I'ma dat awesome kind of'a guy.((blog about Wario and his games, you can ask anything you like, updated whenever possible between stuff I do. NSFW allowed, but to a certain degree. you probably won't be seeing it in my posts)). current M!A: none
In Wario Land, if you pause the game, then press Select sixteen times, you can change the numbers in the status line with the D-pad if you hold A and B. If you move the cursor to Wario’s head and unpause, he will power up.
The manual tells you the Select button is “not used”.
IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
I get the feeling someone replaced all the photos but it makes this post so much better.
On rare occasions in the microgame “Crazy Cars” in WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!, the car will stop and turn around, automatically winning you the microgame.
“Sometimes you don'ta have to work really hard for'a stooff, on occasions not even for money? And'a whadda ya mean, stealin’?”
…Yes…! Yes, of course I remember you, Wario… I remember you and all the wonderful things you did for me, with those those razor-sharp wits dwelling within your mind, that amazing power running within your arms, and that selfless heart beating within your chest… ♥
Wario… Why have you retraced your past steps to find me…? Have you perhaps heard tell of my crown? It mysteriously vanished recently, and… Have you gallantly come to my aid the moment you knew I needed help…?!
“Yes, dat'sa right, whaha..” Wario said, flattered, and nonchalantly flexed his muscles. “And'a uh.. Yes, I'a have come here to'a help you, of'a course! Ahum! But'a no, dis ees'a de first time I'a hear about eet! Do'a you have any idea of'a who might’ve got eet?”
