Whaha! it'sa me, de awesome and'a muscular Wario! I'ma here to'a talk about my'a games and I'ma here to answer all of'a your questions, 'cause I'ma dat awesome kind of'a guy.
((blog about Wario and his games, you can ask anything you like, updated whenever possible between stuff I do. NSFW allowed, but to a certain degree. you probably won't be seeing it in my posts)). current M!A: none
I didn’t even need think about that one.
"Like you were’a so tasty, you stoopid fat penguin! I had to’a eat a lot of’a garlic to’a wash away dat disgusting taste of’a you!"
Lucas gathers courage to get revenge on Wario.
"Whahaha, bring eet on, you stoopid toddler!"
Super Mario 64 DS figures
Wario can choose to become Luigi or Mario by grabbing their hats!
"Hmm.. Which one am’a I gonna take, with’a de Red Loser’s I can’a ruin his repootation with’a de princess, but with’a de Green Coward’s, I can’a screw with’a people with lettin’ dem think dat he’sa over de cowardice! Hmm.. Oh, what de hell, I’lla joost take ‘em both! Whahaha!"
I’ma gonna be announced soon, as an assist-trophy, unlikely though, I’ma probably gonna be an unlockable! And’a eef’a I were you, I’da keep my lil’ mouth shut! You’rea loocky dat you’rea in’a de next Mario Kart!
I’m in the game and that’s great!! Started to worry if I wasn’t, but still….why not as a playable character???
Quit de yappin’ already, you’rea announced to’a be in’a de game! Where’sa my announcement?!
Link loves rupees! With no pots to break in the Mushroom Kingdom, he has to resort to theft! Keep him distracted, Mario!
"Oh, so dose two dweebs are’a workin’ together in’a de thievery! And’a dey even dare to’a steal from’a me! But’a joost you wait, my bro and’a I are’a gonna show who’rea de real thieves of’a de Mushroom Kingdom!"
Best version of that theme.———————- Wah haha, dis time you are’a right, I had a lot of’a fun beatin’ dose dweebs into’a de ground while dis music was playin’ on’a de Smash Bros. Tournaments! Come to’a talk of’a eet, when am’a I gonna get confirmed?!