Whaha! it'sa me, de awesome and'a muscular Wario! I'ma here to'a talk about my'a games and I'ma here to answer all of'a your questions, 'cause I'ma dat awesome kind of'a guy.
((blog about Wario and his games, you can ask anything you like, updated whenever possible between stuff I do. NSFW allowed, but to a certain degree. you probably won't be seeing it in my posts)). current M!A: none

funky-vg-beats:

train stage
wario land ost

(Source: theminishcap)

hocotate-civ:

"Pinball Zone" from Wario Land 4

geno2925:

Here’s one more MK8+original remix before I go off to bed.

DS Wario Stadium! Which, it’s music is more commonly known as the Waluigi Pinball theme.

thenewgamemaster:

chrismas95:

Loading screens from Mario Super Sluggers. Credit to wilhm for making them gifs.

"Shake it! Shake it like you mean it!"

wanderingwanderluster:

"Waluigi Lose? IMPOSSIBLE!"

"Of’a course eet’sa possible! You’rea a filthy cheater!"

wanderingwanderluster:

"Waluigi Lose? IMPOSSIBLE!"

"Of’a course eet’sa possible! You’rea a filthy cheater!"

neversafefromwario:

mariowiki:

reblog so the guardians of smash may bless you and your loved ones


WAH PLEASE!

I’ma gonna be in, you joost’a wait!

neversafefromwario:

mariowiki:

reblog so the guardians of smash may bless you and your loved ones

WAH PLEASE!

I’ma gonna be in, you joost’a wait!

aerodent:

wariow started following you

this is so importnat to me i love this thank u wariow

Of’a course! For’a a big fan I’ma always up to’a do a small favor! Dis was eet dough, you’vea already used yours up! Wha haha!

awaywardhill:

More games need playable owls

"Whadda ya mean more of’em?! Dose stoopid owls were’a horribly difficult to’a control, I hope dat was’a de last time I’a ever had to’a put up with’a dose overgrown flying maniacs!"

awaywardhill:

More games need playable owls

"Whadda ya mean more of’em?! Dose stoopid owls were’a horribly difficult to’a control, I hope dat was’a de last time I’a ever had to’a put up with’a dose overgrown flying maniacs!"

mindofathief:

Wario Land 4 - Credits

"Oh the dream

That I had last night

Melted into my pillow

I’ve made peace with the times I had forgot.”

sagexreine:

Wario :

The fat plumber heard a loud “what?!” from the bathroom, and wondered what was wrong with Zelda. After she’d declined the garlic, he noted how she was carefully standing behind the bathroom door.

"Ees’a dere somethin’ wrong? You joost’a yelled something a little startled,…

But her highness hoped wrong. As soon as Wario encountered the golden ring on Zelda’s fourth finger, the hope that the thought that’d shot through his mind wasn’t even a considerable one, evaporated.
With another thump the fat plumber sat down again, and stared blankly into whatever was in front of him, unable to let out a sound. He then put his face in his hands and after a few moments he cried out, “But I don’t want to’a be married yet!! I’ma still so young and’a I want to’a do so much’a more treasoore huntin’, and’a joost do stooff on’a my own! And’a what ees’a gonna become of’a my game company!?” And this was just the beginning of the endless stream of whining coming from the hungover Wario. After a while it stopped, and subsequently it were just soft sobs that were heard from the hopeless self-sorry feeling fat man.
'How much did'a we drink last night!? I'vea never been dis hungover, sweet garlic in heaven!' Wario thought, and stopped sobbing only to hopelessly look up at the very uncomfortable princess, or that's how she seemed to feel.

mitsdumbblogthing:

im spriting wario and decided to make it crazy wario and i got the face done and all i can think of is just

GUESS WHOOOOOOOO

"Eet’sa me, Wario! Wha haha!"

a-fellow-oshawott:

Wario Land 3 ~ Water Levels (Tidal Coast/Sea Turtle Rocks/Beneath the Waves)

Wario Hat