Whaha! it'sa me, de awesome and'a muscular Wario! I'ma here to'a talk about my'a games and I'ma here to answer all of'a your questions, 'cause I'ma dat awesome kind of'a guy.
((blog about Wario and his games, you can ask anything you like, updated whenever possible between stuff I do. NSFW allowed, but to a certain degree. you probably won't be seeing it in my posts)). current M!A: none
Wario gets his own planet in the best possible ending to the first Wario Land.
"And’a rightfully so!"
Has anyone seen my AMAZING 1958 Cadillac Eldorado? IT’S A BETTER THAN YOUR A CAR!
"Whahaha, here’a I come, Syrup! Stealin’ my treasoore, thinkin’ you can’a get away with eet! Bring eet on!!"
What’sa dis? Another stoopid dweeb from’a de Ember Eblem has’a been confirmed?! De guy isn’t even reasonably known, what’sa his name? Robin? What a stoopid name, eet’sa a girls name! Where de hell ees’a my confirmation, Sakurai?!
"He’a seems like a great’a fighter, and I a can’ta wait to meet him in a battle.
"What? No! Joost’a look at’a de guy, I’ma pretty sure he doesn’t even know to’a use dat ugly sword!" Wario spat in despise. "Why aren’t you excited to’a fight me again, huh? I’ma not confirmed yet, but I’ma gonna be!"